The Story of the Chozo Space Pirates

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Just cling to walls and hop in peace, that's all the Space Pirates wanted. See, Samus got official training to use the Wall Jump, but the Chozo had no such advantage. Plus, all they wanted to do other than the fabled art of wall-jumping was to just sit there saying "Arr" like pirates are wont to do, swilling rum and singing sea chantys with their parrots on their shoulders.

But no. Something happened to change all that. That damned Galactic Federation decided to expand its empire, sending their hit teams in to eradicate these "horrible, piratical, inhuman monstrosities." And the Chozo, who were likewise non-humans.

The Space Pirates managed to repel all the strike teams, and began to celebrate a beleaguered victory by happily wall-jumping when GFED sent in the galactic president's private assassin and demolitions expert, Samus Aran.

And the rest is history.

Have a nice day!
The Insane Space Hunter